Would it be okay if the British recolonised Pakistan?
I’ve been kind of anti multiculturalism, because I think it’s an odd idea to move to another country and keep a separate identity from the people of that country. But with the beginning of winter, I’m beginning to wonder if there’s something in it. I’m not talking recolonisation in the sense of British imperial India, but just large-scale migration to Pakistan.
My plan is: get a load (ie thousands) of IT and call-centre workers, and all move out to Pakistan en masse. We could all move to a certain part of, say Islamabad to begin with, so it would be white-only. Later on we could move to other cities and create mini-Britains there too. We could build churches there, and nightclubs. We could take up all the work that Indian IT and call-centre workers usually do, with the advantage that there would be no communication or cultural problems between us and the people we were working with back in the UK. We would benefit the Pakistani economy by bringing in all this new work (because of course we’d be paying taxes) and additionally we could employ poor Pakistanis as servants, so we’d be contributing further to the economy.
Once we’d established ourselves out in Pakistan, our presence would mean that there was a pull for other British people to come out – to work in British shops providing British food and stuff for the ex-pats. We could keep the colony fresh by importing husbands and wives for our descendants from the UK.
Gradually as our numbers increased, we could start asking for special laws to put in place to cater for our different culture. We’d support England in the cricket and England/Ireland/Scotland/Wales in the rugby. And we’d refuse to join the army if it was involved in any sort of conflict with a christian or a western power (this would include India, as they’ve got a lot of christians there).
I think it would be pretty sweet – England in the sun!
Do you think anyone would mind?
"Your idea is from hate."
In what way is my idea from hate?
"Pakistan already has an excellent communication system, try coming here once and see for yourself. "
Lol, well working in IT or call centres would be pretty pointless if you *didn’t* have an excellent communications system!!
I’m not talking invasion, I’m talking migration. Immigrants have a lot to offer, you know, you shouldn’t be so close-minded.
"Your dumba$$ Islamophobic analogy"
Good – this is the sort of feedback I want. Which part of my plan is islamaphobic? because I want a workable plan, and something that was perceived as "islamaphobic" just wouldn’t be workable….
I could be a Pakistani European Christian!! I’m really excited about this!
Pakistan already has an excellent communication system, try coming here once and see for yourself. Also, we were the world’s 3rd fastest growing economy 2004-2006 until we were forced to fight insurgents in the Northwest due to rising NATO casualties in Afghanistan. So, no, we don’t need your help.
Furthermore, Pakistan is ranked on one of the world’s top 10 largest militaries. Invaders will be bombed back to the stone age.
O n I have another bottomline for you: Overseas Pakistanis will take over Britain before the British take over Pakistan. 15% population of Bradford has already been taken over. Hahaha!
November 19th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
No it wouldn’t be okay.
"My plan is:…" Looooool YOUR plan
pshhh like anyone’s gonna listen to you
douchebag
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November 19th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
It’s a damn good rhetorical question but no doubt you’ll be attacked for daring to ask it. I think you highlight the double standards rather well
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November 19th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
LOL. are you still sleeping?
what a waste of time writing all that, no that will never happen.
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November 19th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
You must be a great grandson of Winston Churchill. Keep your sticky hands off Pakistan.
Funny thing is that you never made a mention about making Pakistan a safer place and educate and empower the Pakistani people.
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November 19th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
May I suggest Lebanon instead, it was once a beautiful and wealthy nation, perhaps you can help to fix it.
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November 19th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Sorry honey but you’ve been born in the wrong century, the English Empire has been long gone!
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November 19th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
That’s already been tried. It Failed. The British
tried it with many countries But it never worked.
So give it up already.
Having said that I wouldn’t mind if Nations
shared countries, with money being distributed
fairly, so that there wouldn’t be such a divide
and people could live all over the world, rather
than just choosing currently developed ones.
My idea is better than yours. Your idea is from hate.
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British Asian Muslim =)
November 20th, 2009 at 12:39 am
Pakistan already has an excellent communication system, try coming here once and see for yourself. Also, we were the world’s 3rd fastest growing economy 2004-2006 until we were forced to fight insurgents in the Northwest due to rising NATO casualties in Afghanistan. So, no, we don’t need your help.
Furthermore, Pakistan is ranked on one of the world’s top 10 largest militaries. Invaders will be bombed back to the stone age.
O n I have another bottomline for you: Overseas Pakistanis will take over Britain before the British take over Pakistan. 15% population of Bradford has already been taken over. Hahaha!
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November 20th, 2009 at 12:48 am
I think that we were lucky to offload the place in the first instance.
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November 20th, 2009 at 1:13 am
Sugar colonization has already began:
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Afghanistan and Iraq
November 20th, 2009 at 1:47 am
well , Just lemme know how many of u are ready to go and settle there?? loll..Or i may even ask how many of u are prepared to die?? I have no doubts that you will be(your city which u are planning of) foremost on the target list of Taliban’s.
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November 20th, 2009 at 2:07 am
Your dumba$$ Islamophobic analogy left out the part where Pakistan first gets to occupy the UK for hundreds of years and subject it to its rule, before the events you mention would take place.
In future, please leave analogical reasoning to those who are actually capable of it.
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November 20th, 2009 at 2:45 am
LOL.
Tit for a tat, eh?
It’s pretty much what the Pakis are doing in England, only in reverse.
I don’t know how you people will handle the present mess you’re in with the Liberals rogering all of you all the time, like our are doing to us, too, though.
All the best.
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November 20th, 2009 at 3:21 am
You are most welcome…Go there at your own risk…..so when you are going with your friends to open a night club in Peshawar?
or in Swat or Waziristan??:) I will be your first customer (if Allah wills)….
Allah knows best……
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November 20th, 2009 at 4:01 am
You know that would be a dream come true to many Pathan guys I know. They dont need to go to the white ladies, the white ladies would be coming to them
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November 20th, 2009 at 4:10 am
Do you think that Britain can create jobs in Pakistan and free Pakistani children from bondage to sweatshops within?
I don’t agree with hegemony. Britain had once colonised my homeland Ireland until 1920s.
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November 20th, 2009 at 4:52 am
It only took one half naked man with a lion cloth (Gandhi), to give the British the boot from the entire Indian sub-continent. Read some British history. It is just a remnant of the great empire it once was. It has been reduced to a tiny little foggy island where the food tastes bad. Been to England once, do not wish to go again. I had rather go visit your historical enemies, France, and spend my money their.
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